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HOW TO SET THE MOTHERFUCKING ALARM, WAKE UP TO YOUR DREAM LIFE & AND HAVE 6 ORGASMS BEFORE BREAKFAST

you shower every day get your nails done and hey flawless make-up or none you look perfect in every way but wait what’s that smell? it’s your rotting soul, honey letting you know it’s time to take care of HER!? stop grooming your ways calculating moves micromanaging shit your soul couldn’t care less about and …

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CLEANING MY TOILET BOWL IS MUCH MORE SATISFYING THAN READING YOUR ENLIGHTENED SHIT ON FACEBOOK

indeed, most of the time I get to read some bullshit disguised as the next SHIT I’d rather dive deep into my toilet bowl because quite frankly there is more truth inside it than in what’s coming out of your mouth. And it smells better, too… And specifically – nothing triggers me more, that enlightened …

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ARTISTS! FOR FUCKS SAKE – PLEASE BE SMART WITH YOUR ART, PRETTY PLEASE?!

THIS IS FOR my beloved uncle, the TRUE ARTIST. He studied art at university, has a tremendous skill and talent… produced many outstanding pieces… which he then sold cheaply. He inspired an artist in me and in countless students, who took his teachings out to the world, winning art contests all over the country… yet …

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YOUR HIGHER SELF IS CALLING – WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT STUCK? (PLUS A VIP INVITATION TO YOUR ZONE OF GENIUS)

Baby, if you feel ANYTHING ELSE THAN SOULGASMIC SATISFACTION at the end of the day, which btw feels like you’ve been fucking around all day, simply being yourself and having almost illegal amounts of fun + you ‘somehow’ got tons of biz shizz done and content created and lives transformed as a byproduct, then you …